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The low down on the ratings: Each category of the scoring boxes is given "weight" - the higher the weight, the more important the category. Each category's score is multiplied by the weight, totaled and then divided by 18, which is the total of all the weight combined. The resulting number is then multiplied by 10 to compute the final score of the game. Whew! the breakdown:

Graphics: Weighed by a factor of two.

Music and Sound FX: Weighed by a factor of one.

Innovation: Weighed by a factor of one.

Gameplay: Weighed by a factor of eight.

Replay Value: Weighed by a factor of six. Scoring:

100 % -Pure Adrenalin
90-99 % -Yummy
80-89 % -Excellent
70-79 % -Very Savory
60-69 % -Savory
50-59 % -Average
40-49 % -Mangled
30-39 % -Pungent
20-29 % -Repulsive
10-19 % -Whack Me
1-9 % -Shoot Me
0 % -Call the Cops